The following was sent out on the SheltieRescue list by Brenda Lux:
A Scottish Laugh
Scotsman walking through a field sees a man drinking water from a pool with his cupped hand.
The Scotsman shouts “Awa ya gowk yon’s foo o’ coos skitter”
(Translation – Don’t drink the water, you fool; it’s full of cow shit)
The man shouts back ” I’m English! Speak English! I don’t understand you!”
The Scotsman shouts back “Use both hands, you’ll get more in”
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Ohhh…too funny! Thanks for the chuckle!
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Thats too funny….. Im half Scotch and Half Irish and you know our love for the English.
LOL
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I’ve Scots heritage (Yay, Clan Scott!) Loved the little laugh. (Although, being an all-around American, of course I have English ancestors, too, hee hee!)
A’Belladaine!
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