In a newsletter, The Good Companion, published by an Australian performance dog club (ACT Companion Dog Club), I found the following two items of interest. These are printed by permission: “The ACT Companion Dog Club Inc gives permission for the reprinting of articles appearing in The Good Companion, except where copyright has been stated, although credit must be given to the club and the author.”
WHEN GOOD DOGS GO AND CROSSBREED (no author indicated)
- Pointer + Setter = Poinsetter, a traditional Christmas pet
- Kerry Blue Terrier + Skye Terrier = Blue Skye, a dog for visionaries
- Great Pyrenees + Dachshund = Pyradachs, a puzzling breed
- Pekingnese + Lhasa Apso = Peekasso, an abstract dog
- Irish Water Spaniel + English Springer Spaniel = Irish Springer, a dog fresh and clean as a whistle
- Labrador Retriever + Curly Coated Retriever = Lab Coat Retriever, the choice of research scientists
- Newfoundland + Basset Hound = Newfound Asset Hound, a dog for financial advisors
- Terrier + Bulldog = Terribull, a dog prone to awful mistakes
- Bloodhound + Labrador = Blabador, a dog that barks incessantly
- Malamute + Pointer = Moot Point, owned by….oh, well, it doesn’t matter anyway
- Collie + Malamute = Commute, a dog that travels to work
- Deerhound + Terrier = Derriere, a dog that’s true to the end
- Cocker Spaniel + Rottweiller = Cockrot, the perfect puppy for that philandering ex-husband
- Bull Terrier + Shitzu = Bullshitz, a gregarious but unreliable breed
The Rottweiler (no author indicated)
A man took his Rottweiler to the vet and asked the vet: “My dog’s cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for it?”
“Well,” replied the vet “let’s have a look at him.”
So he picks the dog up and has a good look at its eyes.
“Oi,” exclaimed the vet “I’m going to have to put him down.”
“Just because he’s cross-eyed?” asks the man.
“No, because he’s heavy,” answers the vet.
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