This has absolutely nothing to do with dogs (well, except for the fact that dog people are all a little crazy), but a doggy friend of mine sent it to me.

During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director how do you determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized?

“Well,” said the Director, “we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub.”

“Oh, I understand,” said the visitor. “A normal person would use the bucket because it’s bigger than the spoon or the teacup.”

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“No.” said the Director, “A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?”

ARE YOU GOING TO PASS THIS ON, OR DO YOU WANT THE BED NEXT TO MINE ?